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LOLcat Bible Translation

This is the funniest thing – a lolcat translation of the bible

It includes such gems as 1 Corinthians 13:

“(1) iff i talkd wif teh tungz of manz n angylz, n duzzn haz luff, i are becom liek teh human, knockin down all teh potz n panz frm teh shelf, srsly.(2) iff i haz powarz of liek tellin the futurez an, an i gotz all teh missteriez an all teh knowingz an all teh faithz, enuff taek all teh mowntanz awayz, an i duzzn haz luff, i gotz nuffink.(3) an evn iff i givez all mai stuffz awai, n iff i delivur mai bodiz to b burnded up, and i duzzn haz luff, i gotz nuffink.

(4) luv is pashient n kind, luv haz no jelusniss or showin offz, luv no is stuck-up (5) or r00dz. Luv no insistzes on doin it rite, itz not pisst off alla tiem or rezentfluffle.(6) luv izzn all happiez about doin it wrong, but is happiez about teh truthz.(7) luv putz up wiht all teh stuffz, beelivez all teh stuffz, hoepz for all teh stuffz. Luv putz up wiht all teh stuffz. i sed that areddy.

(8) luv no haz endingz. Tellin the futurez, tungz, an alla stuffz u know wil die.(9) we haz knowingz a bit, an we haz profacy a bit. We no haz 2 much tho.(10) o, wait. wen teh perfict coemz, teh not perfict will dyez, lolol.(11) wen i wuz a kitten, i meweded leik a kitten, thinkded liek a kittenz, an I chazed strings liek a kittenz. wen i wuz becomez a cat, i NOT WANT kitten waiz ne moar.(12) for nao we see in teh foggy mirorr like when teh human gets out of teh shower, but tehn we see faec tow faec. Nao i haz knowingz just a bit, tehn i will haz all teh knowingz, as i haz been knownz.

(13) nao faithz an hoepz an luvs r hear, theses threes, but teh bestest iz teh luvs, srsly.”

via Aide-mémoire