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# Caturday again and today we read from the lolcat bible
- URL: https://katecarruthers.com/caturday-again/
- Published: 2009-02-06T21:20:45.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-04T22:52:01.000Z
- Author: Kate Carruthers
- Tags: lolcats, #Migrated-1775015344493, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-04-01 14:49

My favorite is [Matthew 5](http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Matthew%5F5&ref=katecarruthers.com).

> 2 He sez hai and he teaches teh kittehs, he sez:

> 3 Cheezburgrz 4 teh n00b kittehs, theys can has teh Ceiling.  
> 4 Cheezburgrz 4 teh sad kittehs, theys can has petting.

> 27 Ceiling Cat iz liek “no buttsecks!!1!1 bad kittehz!” 28 but im liek “wtf? im in ur brain, watching u think about it” 29 if ur eye sins, scratch it out with ur claws, or uz betr off in trashcan, srsly.

> 37 “ya rly:=ya rly; no wai:=no wai. else evil kitteh.”