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# The LOLs Prayer
- URL: https://katecarruthers.com/the-lols-prayer/
- Published: 2008-06-21T03:40:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-04T23:05:42.000Z
- Author: Kate Carruthers
- Tags: ideas, LOLcats, LOLdogs, LOLspeak, #Migrated-1775015344493, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-04-01 14:49

[![Warlach talks to Ceiling Cat](http://bp0.blogger.com/_dNczr-CXk2M/SFx5bweDbKI/AAAAAAAAAQo/wWj8_ogsOCE/s320/2557917348_4230317fb8_m.jpg)](http://www.warlach.com/2008/06/06/15052008-the-lols-prayer/?ref=katecarruthers.com)

>  
> Sometimes when you're having a bad day the only recourse is Ceiling Cat:  
>  
> Our Cat, who art in ceiling,  
> Hallowed be thy LOLs.  
> Thy cheezeburger come.  
> Thy wants be done,  
> On floor as it is in ceiling.  
> Give us this day our daily Noms.  
> And forgive us our do not wants,  
> As we forgive those who do not want against us.  
> And lead us not into curiousness,  
> But deliver us from basement cat.  
> For thine is the cheezeburger,  
> and the bucket,  
> and the LOLs,  
> for evers and evers.  
> Kthxbai.  
>  
> (Hat tip: [Warlach](http://www.warlach.com/2008/06/06/15052008-the-lols-prayer/?ref=katecarruthers.com) and [NickHodge](http://www.nickhodge.com/?ref=katecarruthers.com))