My favorite is Matthew 5.
2 He sez hai and he teaches teh kittehs, he sez:
3 Cheezburgrz 4 teh n00b kittehs, theys can has teh Ceiling.
4 Cheezburgrz 4 teh sad kittehs, theys can has petting.
27 Ceiling Cat iz liek “no buttsecks!!1!1 bad kittehz!” 28 but